4 weeks ago today I gave birth to my baby girl.
4 weeks and 1 day ago I was pregnant.
I heard all sorts of things when I was pregnant, but one thing I heard frequently was some form of, “you’ll miss it.” Well, ladies and gents, sorry to break it to you, but I do NOT miss it. I don’t miss my belly, I don’t miss being torn apart from the inside, I don’t miss peeing my pants, I don’t miss heartburn, I don’t miss swollen everything…I just do.not.miss.it. My princess still kicks me and now I can MOVE HER AWAY when it hurts. Score 1 for baby OUTSIDE of the body.
Pregnancy was just not my cup of tea. In fact, I’ve already made an appointment to get back on birth control, that’s how much I don’t miss it and have not forgotten anything.
Just give me a few YEARS, then we’ll talk.
P.S. I think my blog is becoming a brand new form of birth control.